The Cop Stache Phenomenon

I think that the best thing about being a female in this crazy academy (aside from the many different ways we get to wear our hair... (up in a bun, or, hold on, get ready, up in a bun) is that we can take comfort in knowing that we will never, ever, have to succumb to the "cop stache" phenomenon. Never in my life have I ever seen such half assed attempts at growing such a useless bit of facial hair. If you're going to grow a mustache, own it. Tom Selleck comes to mind. I think there should be a thickness requirement. The worst part is, they're serious about that strip of peach fuzz on their upper lip. Very serious. And there seems to be an awful lot of newly acquired peach fuzz, probably grown specially for the academy. Ah, to be a girl, and avoid such peer pressure...